pet quotes

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.Scott Adams

One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.Joseph Altuzarra

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.Cleveland Amory

I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.Nicole Anderson

Dogs are my favorite people.Richard Dean Anderson

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.Norman Ralph Augustine

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.John Bacon

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.Michael Bay

I have more pet peeves than anybody: people talking in the movie theater, people eating in the movie theater loudly, people being rude, people making noise when you're supposed to be asleep, like drilling noises outside. I could be here all day.Kate Beckinsale

The dog is the god of frolic.Henry Ward Beecher

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.Earl Derr Biggers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.H. G. Bissinger

I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that.Brian Blessed

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.Ralph Boston

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.Pam Brown

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.William S. Burroughs

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.William S. Burroughs