funny quotes

When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather.Oona Chaplin

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.Georgina Chapman

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.Dave Chappelle

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.Dave Chappelle

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.Craig Charles

All my children inherited perfect pitch.Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.Chevy Chase

When I was a kid, I used to watch 'Laurel and Hardy' with my cousins all the time. I still think they're extremely funny and so surreal.David Chase

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.Upamanyu Chatterjee

I really like 'Shameless' because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that's really important that's a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It's done in a funny, smart way.Justin Chatwin

I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House' and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, 'Oh, I think I'm going to like this.' That's how it all began. Sounds funny to say you got your start in church, but I did.Kristin Chenoweth

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.Gilbert K. Chesterton

I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.Dominic Chianese

The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.Dominic Chianese

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.Lincoln Child

The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.Melanie Chisholm

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.Margaret Cho

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.Margaret Cho

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.Tommy Chong

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.Emmanuelle Chriqui