funny quotes

I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get it right and get it funny. I really enjoy doing it. I kind of wish I'd done it more. I can't complain. I've had a fair crack of the whip.Ralph Brown

A rich man's joke is always funny.Thomas Edward Brown

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.Yvette Nicole Brown

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.Yvette Nicole Brown

With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives.Emily Browning

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.Carrie Brownstein

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.Craig Bruce

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.Craig Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.Lenny Bruce

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.Lenny Bruce

You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having some issue with the way the fan club tickets were being handled in one of the shows. So I was able to correspond with that fan, and be like, 'Listen, we'll be on it.'Luke Bryan

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.Bill Bryson

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.Bill Bryson

In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.Bill Bryson

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.Bill Bryson

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.Michael Buble

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.Jack Buck

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.Warren Buffett

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.Sandra Bullock