funny quotes

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.Steve Carell

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.Steve Carell

I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking to him about it. For someone who has been out of the loop, it's a different world.Steve Carell

I think anyone loves to play a character that is either evil to a certain extent or has a real definable character flaw. Those are always really fun, and, I think, funny.Steve Carell

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.Steve Carell

You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. What I'm saying is that I don't think you should know you're in a movie. I don't like it when actors are winking at the audience and saying, 'Right, isn't this funny? Are you with me?'Steve Carell

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.Drew Carey

What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying.Maggie Carey

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.George Carlin

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.George Carlin

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.Tucker Carlson

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.Vanessa Carlton

The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard.Patrick Carney

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.Adam Carolla

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?Adam Carolla