funny quotes

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.Jim Broadbent

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.Harold Brodkey

Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.'Dionne Bromfield

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.Albert Brooks

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.Albert Brooks

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.Albert Brooks

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!Garth Brooks

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.James L. Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.Mel Brooks

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.James Brown

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.Julie Brown

I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.Julie Brown

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.Julie Brown

I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get it right and get it funny. I really enjoy doing it. I kind of wish I'd done it more. I can't complain. I've had a fair crack of the whip.Ralph Brown

A rich man's joke is always funny.Thomas Edward Brown

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.Yvette Nicole Brown

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.Yvette Nicole Brown

With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives.Emily Browning

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.Carrie Brownstein