funny quotes

I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.Alison Brie

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.Alison Brie

I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I've been playing for laughs for decades now! It's lovely to get a laugh; it's the best thing in the world!Richard Briers

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.Matthew Bright

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!Poppy Z. Brite

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.Jim Broadbent

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.Harold Brodkey

Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.'Dionne Bromfield

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.Albert Brooks

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.Albert Brooks

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.Albert Brooks

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!Garth Brooks

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.James L. Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.Mel Brooks

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.James Brown

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.Julie Brown

I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.Julie Brown

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.Julie Brown

I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get it right and get it funny. I really enjoy doing it. I kind of wish I'd done it more. I can't complain. I've had a fair crack of the whip.Ralph Brown