funny quotes

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.Barbara Corcoran

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.Rob Corddry

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.Rob Corddry

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.Rob Corddry

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.Billy Corgan

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.Bill Cosby

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.Miranda Cosgrove

My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.Miranda Cosgrove

I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China called 'America Town,' starring Daniel Henney and Bill Paxton. I actually had to speak Chinese in the film. It was funny because I found out I was doing the film and then a week later, I was in Shanghai.Eliza Coupe

If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you have such a defined character, I feel like I can actually read the phone book and make it funny.Eliza Coupe

It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the 'Growing Pains'/'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me.Eliza Coupe

I actually went to see 'Rushmore,' and I came late, and I missed myself. It was great, that scene. I caught that scene the other day on TV, funny enough, the first scene that you see with Jason Schwartzman and myself, where we talk about his grades. That's a brilliant scene, and I have to say, we play it brilliantly.Brian Cox

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.Courteney Cox

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.Marcelene Cox

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.Nikki Cox

I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.Ronny Cox

Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves.Brendan Coyle