funny quotes

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.Nikki Cox

I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.Ronny Cox

Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves.Brendan Coyle

I think with Sky and BBC Three and Channel 4, there are some great television platforms, and the stand-up movement in this country is phenomenal. It's like rock n' roll here. Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves.Brendan Coyle

You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.Brendan Coyle

A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of a boy's club. I'll go up in my heels. I like that people don't think I'll be funny. I'll take that on. I don't do standup comedy - I do standup and I do comedy, but I don't go up there and do jokes.Carly Craig

I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage with nobody surrounding me - and for some reason people were still laughing.Carly Craig

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.Daniel Craig

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.Robert Crais

It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.Bryan Cranston

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.Michael Crichton

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.Quentin Crisp

When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny.Darren Criss

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.Sloane Crosley

It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.Sloane Crosley

Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that they're being trusted as a friend.Sloane Crosley

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.David Cross

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.David Cross

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.David Cross

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.Sheryl Crow