funny quotes

Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.Edward Zander

The three theater peeps I would love to dine with are Mel Brooks, because he is so funny; Stephen Sondheim, because he is a god-like genius; and Ethel Merman, to compare notes on fabulous belting.Nancy Allen

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.Anthony Anderson

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.Jennifer Aniston

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?Tom Baker

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.Kate Bosworth

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.Hillary Clinton

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?Robert Benchley

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.Steve Jobs

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.Donna Tartt

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.Albert Einstein

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take.Anthony Bourdain

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.Bob Saget

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twain

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.Rosie O'Donnell

My job on 'Dark Shadows' was to make it fun and funny, first and foremost. It can still be dark and it can still even be gory and gothic at times, but it also needed to be fun and it needed to be an experience that people would enjoy having.Seth Grahame-Smith

The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.Christopher Moore

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.Donald Glover

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.Woody Allen