funny quotes

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.Todd Barry

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.Drew Barrymore

It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.Bryan Batt

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean Baudrillard

I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.Michael Bay

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.Vanessa Bayer

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.Ned Beauman

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.Victoria Beckham

I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, 'What's the matter with you?' But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it. If it's funny, I don't care.Kate Beckinsale

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.Samantha Bee

Women have been funny for years.Beth Behrs

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.Kristen Bell

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.Lake Bell

I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.Lake Bell

I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?'James Belushi

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.Robert Benchley

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Jack Benny

It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.Julie Benz