christmas quotes

I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.Diane Abbott

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'Jensen Ackles

We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.Peter Agre

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.Gary Allan

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.Chris Van Allsburg

I love Christmas. I really do love Christmas. I love being with my family and I love snow. I love the music and the lights and all of it.Christina Applegate

I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house.Sebastian Arcelus

I really like the European carols, and I like that captivating sound that they have that isn't usually in Christmas songs.David Archuleta

I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster.Andrea Arnold

In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.Richard Bach

Christmas is a rare occasion when we are reminded that we have obligations to people we did not choose to be related to, and that love is not just a spontaneous feeling but something we sometimes really have to work at, with people we may not even much like.Julian Baggini

In my experience, those who make the biggest fuss about not spending much at Christmas are generally the ones who buy what they want and eat where they want 12 months a year.Julian Baggini

I love all things Christmas.Samantha Barks

I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.Gary Barlow

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.Dave Barry

My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with the giant vat and drainer, label them, and give them as Christmas presents.Mario Batali

I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way.Drake Bell

I love the atmosphere at the mall - everything about Christmas. I don't think anything specific gets me in the holiday spirit except for the holidays themselves.Drake Bell

A lot of sequins for New Year's! Red, green, white - I fail at all of that because I'm always in black. But for Christmas, I do love wearing cute dresses with tights and a pair of boots.Ashley Benson

It will be a hard game if you think about winning a championship. We need to think about our own game at the moment and focus on getting good results especially over the Christmas period.Dennis Bergkamp