birthday quotes

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!Akshay Kumar

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.Charles Lamb

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.Anne Lamott

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.Anne Lamott

My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I became fascinated by the idea of living in a candy land with chocolate rivers and lollipop trees.Dylan Lauren

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.Kay Lenz

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'Sam Levenson

Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.Shawn Levy

Every year before a big competition, I get hurt doing stuff I should not be doing. One year it was my little brother's 12th birthday. We all played hide-and-seek late at night. I climbed up a 30-foot tree, thinking he'd never catch me. I tripped and fell on one of the branches and I hit my head.Ryan Lochte

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?Lisa Loeb

With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties.Lisa Loeb

In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.Eva Longoria

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.Jennifer Lopez

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.Walter Lord

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.John Lydon

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.Robert Staughton Lynd

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.Loretta Lynn

I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine.Matthew Macfadyen

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.Debbie Macomber

I thought it would be cool to Skype with fans on their birthday and spend, like, a half-hour with them. I did a couple of two-hour Skypes. I just hang out with them and play songs and stuff. At first they're kind of shy, but after a while they open up. I've had a lot of people tell me I'm doing something no one has ever done before.Austin Mahone