The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Adam Carolla


Other quotes by Adam Carolla

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

About Adam Carolla

Profession: Entertainer
Nationality: American
Born: May 27, 1964


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