The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Adam Carolla


Other quotes by Adam Carolla

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I don't know anything about computers.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

About Adam Carolla

Profession: Entertainer
Nationality: American
Born: May 27, 1964


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