The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Adam Carolla


Other quotes by Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

About Adam Carolla

Profession: Entertainer
Nationality: American
Born: May 27, 1964


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