For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck

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Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

About Erma Bombeck

Profession: Journalist
Nationality: American
Born: February 21, 1927
Died: February 21, 1927

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