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I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.