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Sarah Silverman Quotes

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Sarah Silverman quotes

I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.

I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I like my life alone.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

I do love the idea of ritual.

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.