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Charlie Sheen Quotes

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Charlie Sheen quotes

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.