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Rob Corddry quotes

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I want to manufacture a feud.