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Megan Fox quotes

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.

I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

I'm very confident in how I project my personality.

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols.

I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.

No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.