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Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

I'm very confident in how I project my personality.

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.