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Kinky Friedman Quotes

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Kinky Friedman quotes

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

I see an issue I like, and I support it.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.