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Denis Leary quotes

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job.

I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.