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Bill Cosby quotes

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.