Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.

Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities.

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning.

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.